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1. Would you rather have a fun job that doesn't pay well or a boring job that does?
I am a simple man, and I like boring, repetitive tasks. Ever unchanging, predictable. You could say my area is boring, I wish those who deal with history and art were so well paid.

2. Would you sacrifice your morals for a job?
Nee. My Nan taught me well.

3. Would you ever take a job that requires you to be in costume?
Depends on the costume.

4. What is your fantasy job?
A very crappy thief.

5. Would you like fries with that?
With my very crappy thieving?